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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
- Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

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Okai.

Simple.

THIS.
This is Sparky.
Sparky is a loveable sap.

But sparky is MY Loveable sap.

and.
Yeah.<3

I love her.
*scoots off.*
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PurpleInkComics Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the watch =D
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Kasu-Cat Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the watch^^
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PIMPSLAPTHATHOE Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
kefe. fb meeee
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Ellen024 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks so much for the +watch! :la:
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BananaFlavoredShroom Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the watch!!!! :happybounce:
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